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Durian
The King of Fruits, and the most divisive food on Earth. A spiked football that smells like — depending on who you ask — custard, onions, gym socks, or a gas leak, and tastes, past the smell, like rich sweet almond custard. Banned from hotels and subways across Asia, and worshipped by everyone who acquires the taste.
Identifying
- a large fruit armored in hard, sharp spines, green-brown, heavy as a bowling ball
- splits along seams into pods of pale-yellow custardy flesh around big seeds
- the smell arrives before the fruit does — pungent, penetrating, unmistakable
- soft, creamy, almost fatty texture inside, nothing like the armored shell
Facts
- the aroma comes from dozens of compounds including the same ones in onions and rotten eggs — science confirms it really is that complex
- hotels, airlines, and transit across Southeast Asia post "no durian" signs
- pairs traditionally with sticky rice and coconut cream; the flavor wins where the smell scares
